The Wedding

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The theme is Marie Antoinette meets Courtney Love.

Yeah, seriously.

The centerpieces will be dressed with
florals, pears, pearls and Parliaments

 

FestoOOoooned.
And maybe airplane liquor bottles, we'll see how many I have left.

It’s like I don’t want the same shade of _____ for every detail.

Please no pale anything except my underwear

Should I choose to wear any

And for god’s sake, no navy blue

no navy blue

no navy blue

I need bright, borderline-obnoxious color 

Vermillion

Poppy

Turquoise

Fuschia

Lemon

Bile

Let anyone know, who is not aware,

That I am unique and I don’t fuck around.

I fell in love with a frat boy

He has the cutest gap in his front teeth and he perpetually smells amazing. He saved a woman’s life with his bone marrow.

I’d make a baby 

with 

them 

bones.

He has so many friends (drinking buddies), it outnumbers my Italian family

Kara says strictly, 

“No shots.”

That might not go over well. 

My grandpa told me his mother had 

!!!3 sets of twins!!!
That's a lot of drinking buddies...

We’re not sure what happened to all of them
My twin sister is the Maid of Honor
She's been in a different city every month this year.
I hope she remembered to write a speech.

 

We’ll cut rugs, 

but no cakes.

And please 

leave all garters

securely fastened

to the leg they came with.
Oh, and no gods.

We will play “Thong Song” at least once. 

My dad’s sisters hate that my mom is wearing a suit.

And she loves that. 

My dad is not wearing a tux

They hate that, too.

They’re going to ask about the cake.

There isn’t one.

Like the love,

no convention.

We met on Tinder, 

condoms and glitter.

And I am going to throw it everywhere.